[1] [night]

[thesecondcoming]

[ There is an angry teenage troll in some really long pants and a big ol' cloak that's way too oversized for him. He's noticed the sky is particularly blank in some places. He decides to do something about it, that might not be entirely appropriate. ]













THERE
NO ONE TOUCH IT, IT'S PERFECT JUST THE WAY IT IS.
INSTEAD OF PAINTING PRETTY PICTURES I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO USE THE SKY TO DELIVER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE, SUCH AS:
FUCK EVERYTHING
LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS DOOMED TIMELINE BASED ON HUMAN MYTHOLOGY.
IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED EXCEPT, OH WAIT.
NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE AND THIS ITERATION OF EARTH IS FUCKED SIX SWEEPS UNTIL SUNDAY.

[ bother him? And please tell me in the subject line if you're cool with courier font! ]

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all good with me bb

[maidenly]

[OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN IS]

What do you think you're doing?

[thesecondcoming]

ASSERTING MY AUTHORITY OVER THE HUMANS WHO LOOK UP TO ME
AND GIVING THEM A DIVINE MESSAGE FROM A GOD

[maidenly]

With that kind of language?

[NOT IMPRESSED]

[thesecondcoming]

THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS ANYWAY.
I BET I'M TEACHING THEM NEW WORDS
LIKE A GOOD GOD SHOULD
I AM TEACHING THEM THE NOTION OF WHEN TO GIVE FUCKS
WHEN WINTER IS COMING, AND THEIR SHORTAGE OF FUCKS IS GROWING LOW
THEY CAN LOOK UNTO ME AND I WILL SAY
NAY
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GIVE AWAY ONE OF YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKS.
AND THEY WILL LEARN.

[maidenly]

For one, I don't think you're giving them enough credit. Besides, if they don't know those words, then there's no reason to be teaching it to them. You don't need to swear in order to get your point across. If anything, it just makes you sound immature.