the very first.

[oflove]

You all look stunning.

[ A great feast is being held for all of you. ALL OF YOU when you come down from your little area in Olympus to see the most amazing layout of food in your entire lives. The Goddess of Love herself looks around you with intrigue. ]

Well, enjoy yourselves. And if you get along well... maybe fate had it in store for you?

[ ooc; OPENING PARTY POST, with a trick. Optionally, you might feel a pinprick of 'wow... that person looks amazing' before shaking it off. A little love at first sight that fades away in two seconds, leaving your character back to normal. Aphrodite can't help but have a little fun at your expense. With that out of the way! Party! Freak out! You're gods now! ]

Comments

[transmits]

I can cook just fine! This is really good, though. So much better than human food!

[goodforflying]

Then you can look after yourself at least. Somewhat, anyway. That's more than half the idiots here can claim.

Who says that they didn't make humans cook it?

[transmits]

I imagine that lady Aphrodite just had the food poof out of nowhere.

[goodforflying]

That's pretty boring...you can imagine all possible things here, there ought to be something more interesting!

And why Athena anyway? It could even have been that old coot Hades for all we know.

[transmits]

Do you have anything in mind? Having humans cook it isn't really that interesting, though...

[goodforflying]

Humans will screw up at least. I wonder how the gods would deal with that? Or if they're too old and rusty to even notice that kind of thing.

What, you'd rather have a knot of frogs cook for you?

[transmits]

Maybe.

[goodforflying]

Don't tell me you'd actually eat that yourself?!

[ Congrats! Tsubasa does honestly look grossed out at this ] Well, you could see if they really end up being cooked to death if they fall into boiling water I guess...

[ Except that the experiment the urban legend refers to dealt with frogs whose brains were removod beforehand of course-- which Tsubasa knows, brat that he is ]