the very first.

[oflove]

You all look stunning.

[ A great feast is being held for all of you. ALL OF YOU when you come down from your little area in Olympus to see the most amazing layout of food in your entire lives. The Goddess of Love herself looks around you with intrigue. ]

Well, enjoy yourselves. And if you get along well... maybe fate had it in store for you?

[ ooc; OPENING PARTY POST, with a trick. Optionally, you might feel a pinprick of 'wow... that person looks amazing' before shaking it off. A little love at first sight that fades away in two seconds, leaving your character back to normal. Aphrodite can't help but have a little fun at your expense. With that out of the way! Party! Freak out! You're gods now! ]

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[transmits]

[ then I guess I was a lesbian for two seconds.

she's taking what's going on very calmly, though her thoughts are very dark. of course, if everyone knew what she was really like, then it would just be horrible! time to put a very cheerful facade on. she is eating some sort of cookie. ]

Oh, very delicious! I've never had food like this before.

[wingbacked]

Neither have I. It's pretty good, huh?

[ the closest he's had is probably bad Italian food ]

[transmits]

It's literally food for the gods!

[wingbacked]

You could say that.

[transmits]

Are you enjoying yourself?

[wingbacked]

I guess.

[transmits]

I know I am.

[noisyclockhands]

[ It's okay, it happens to the best of us

Something that also happens {to everyone, it seems} is having a strangely cheerful kid pop out of nowhere, eyes fever-bright and wide. ]

Those are really tasty, aren't they? Best kind of snack when you're planning to go on an adventure!

[transmits]

This is sort of an adventure, isn't it? Our lives have changed!

[noisyclockhands]

Yes, exactly! I knew that a pretty lady like yourself would understand this~ !

Ah! I don't even know what do to first to be honest.

[transmits]

Do you know what you're a god of?

[noisyclockhands]

Not really, no [ unconcerned tone here ] I'll be responsible for children as far as I know. And you, Miss?

[transmits]

It doesn't look like I'm a goddess of anything specific! [ she giggles at that ] But my followers seem to worship me as some sort of puzzle master.

[goodforflying]

You can't cook, huh? Well, most of the food I've had sucks compared to this [ Now if he only could find a glass of milk...]

[transmits]

I can cook just fine! This is really good, though. So much better than human food!

[goodforflying]

Then you can look after yourself at least. Somewhat, anyway. That's more than half the idiots here can claim.

Who says that they didn't make humans cook it?

[transmits]

I imagine that lady Aphrodite just had the food poof out of nowhere.

[goodforflying]

That's pretty boring...you can imagine all possible things here, there ought to be something more interesting!

And why Athena anyway? It could even have been that old coot Hades for all we know.

[transmits]

Do you have anything in mind? Having humans cook it isn't really that interesting, though...

[donotpursue]

Get used to it, girl! This is how we shall eat from now on and forever.

[transmits]

I'm not complaining. I haven't eaten in quite some time, so I really will get used to this.

[donotpursue]

Hmph. That's right.

[transmits]

Are you already used to it?

[donotpursue]

Of course...! [crossing his arms] If you are strong enough, anyone should be able to eat such simple meals as this!

[transmits]

What does strength have to do with this...?